SCAM A-LAMA DING DONG BOOK COVER JINX JAMES

By Jinx James

SCAM A-LAMA DING DONG

 

FUNNY SCAM  Series – Book 1

OUT NOW

Slide into the sleazy side of Show Biz, the dodgy side, in this fast paced Noir mash up of Dark Comedy, Crime and Classic Rock.

When you’ve been a Rock Star as long as Marc Charles, you’ve seen a few Scams in your time, but never one quite like this. Cory, the dude from California isn’t just after Marc’s rock star mansion. He wants the lot, and with his corporation’s scumbag shakedown scheme he aims to get it. 

To Marc it smacks of an old-time SCAM A-LAMA DING DONG rip-off.

“Us Rock ’n Rollers have been getting scammed and ripped off ever since they invented shiny suits and electric guitars,” Marc tells his pal Howie.

But Rock Stars don’t like being messed with, especially when their career is at stake and time is running out. Marc fights back, and boy, can he play dirty too!

With the brains of his sidekick moneyman Howie, and Marc’s own charisma and front, he sets out to turn the tables on the “Pay-to-Play” scammers. Marc’s tough-as-nails Agent, the ever-horny Felicity, is right in the line of fire, and there’s a new girl too, Samira, aka Sam. But she’s from a different age. This alluring heartbreaker isn’t taking any of that Rock Dinosaur crap Marc tries to lay on her.

As he battles Cory, Marc keeps up the hi-jinks like any red-blooded rock star: Sex in a cupboard, duets with a Cowboy movie-star, a déjà vu jig-a-jig with his knife-throwing ex-wife – it’s all here, along with a Classic Rock and Soul soundtrack. That and some kinky KO’s from Morgana, a crazy Bad-Girl TV star, a little hot guitar plus an absolute nutcracker of a plot twist at the end.

 

Loud, funny and frenetic, the music is Classic Rock and Soul. The humour is dark. The story is today.

 

By Jinx James

SCAM A-LAMA DING DONG

FUNNY SCAM Series – Book 1 OUT NOW

Slide into the sleazy side of Show Biz, the dodgy side, in this fast paced Noir mash up of Dark Comedy, Crime and Classic Rock.

When you’ve been a Rock Star as long as Marc Charles, you’ve seen a few Scams in your time, but never one quite like this. Cory, the dude from California isn’t just after Marc’s rock star mansion. He wants the lot, and with his corporation’s scumbag shakedown scheme he aims to get it.

 To Marc it smacks of an old-time SCAM A-LAMA DING DONG rip-off.

“Us Rock ’n Rollers have been getting scammed and ripped off ever since they invented shiny suits and electric guitars,” Marc tells his pal Howie.

But Rock Stars don’t like being messed with, especially when their career is at stake and time is running out. Marc fights back, and boy, can he play dirty too!

With the brains of his sidekick moneyman Howie, and Marc’s own charisma and front, he sets out to turn the tables on the “Pay-to-Play” scammers. Marc’s tough-as-nails Agent, the ever-horny Felicity, is right in the line of fire, and there’s a new girl too, Samira, aka Sam. But she’s from a different age. This alluring heartbreaker isn’t taking any of that Rock Dinosaur crap Marc tries to lay on her. 

As he battles Cory, Marc keeps up the hi-jinks like any red-blooded rock star: Sex in a cupboard, duets with a Cowboy movie-star, a déjà vu jig-a-jig with his knife-throwing ex-wife – it’s all here, along with a Classic Rock and Soul soundtrack. That and some kinky KO’s from Morgana, a crazy Bad-Girl TV star, a little hot guitar plus an absolute nutcracker of a plot twist at the end.

AS MARC BATTLES TO SURVIVE  THE TRAPS SET FOR HIM

WATCH OUT FOR

  • Sex in a cupboard
  • KO’s from Morgana, a crazy Bad-Girl TV star
  • Some hot guitar
  • An absolute nutcracker of a comedy crime plot twist

Loud, funny and frenetic.

The music is Classic Rock and Soul.

The humour is dark.

The story is today.

 

“The ending was fantastic. Just didn’t see that coming…”

Loud, funny and frenetic.

The music is Classic Rock and Soul.

The story is today.

By Jinx James

SCAM A-LAMA HARDBALL

FUNNY SCAM Series – Book 2

All Rock Star dinosaur Marc Charles has to do to reboot his career is sign a big new album contract. But there’s a catch… isn’t there always? He has to record a really shitty song as part of the deal.

Marc manages to rejig it into what eventually sounds like a hit. But then the crap hits the blender.

Hounded by the Tax man, then a half-witted secret agent from ICAC, the corruption watchdog, and accosted by some nasty Bosnians, and a vengeful groupie, Marc is frantic and in desperate trouble. Then the album almost gets canned, but finally against all odds, Marc heads for the relaunch concert. What could possibly go wrong?

AS MARC BATTLES TO SURVIVE THE NEW TRAPS SET FOR HIM WATCH OUT FOR

  • The secret ingredient in shock jock Norm Rackman’s breakfast 
  • Guy, Marc’s hunky-junkie producer’s bizarre weekly ritual
  •  Samira’s secret. She’s Marc love interest and the PR Princess 
  • What George, the Jurassic Dinosaur fossil has to do with this crazy comedy crime – you’ll be amazed!
  • And why all hell breaks loose just as Marc sings his new hit song at his comeback concert

Crazy and plausible in a nutty kind of way.

The music is Classic Rock and Soul.

The humour is dark.

The story is today.

SCAM A-LAMA HARDBALL BOOK COVER JINX JAMES
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